Welcome all to the captains blogg. I am you captain, CAPT Ronald X, and I will be sharing with you, some sea stories about my experience at a certain school. A school at witch you wake up every morning and play dress up. A nautical themed academy close enough to claim to be on cape cod, but not actually on cape cod. A school Populated by alcoholics and assholes, and run by people so full of themselves that they probably masturbate into a mirror. A place where fun comes to die. Can you guess what school? thats right! the Massachusetts Merry-times Academy, or MMA.
Now I bet your thinking to yourself, "hey it can't be that bad. I go to U Mass and its hard too." to which I respond "fuck you." I have never seen so many people get dicked over in my life before coming to this school. I'm pretty sure the STCW Licensing Officer "looses" stuff on purpose, and the best part of it is, is that when (and I mean when) your stuff gets lost, its your fault. and if you say anything besides "yes Ma'am" then your being disrespectful, and you get in trouble for that.
Well thats all the bitching I got in me for now. besides my rum and coke is gone and I need to fix this problem.
-Captain X
